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No discrimination against left-handers here: the "card" is imprinted on both sides!
We finally found one we liked, a travel mug version that fits into most automotive cup holders, and bought the entire inventory.
The mug looks deceptively small: it actually holds 18 oz. of your favorite drink -- a full can of soda plus ice, or enough coffee that your boss will be amazed at your productivity.
It's stainless steel inside, and the shiny stainless wraps around from inside to the polished rim. The shell is hard see-through plastic -- you can see the stainless steel through it and, though it doesn't photograph well, it's really cool (see close up below). You can even see the reflection of the GOOHF card imprint! And it comes with a lid for travel use (which is also mighty handy for you sloppy desk jockeys).
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They May Not Last Long! When we introduced the first GOOHF mug, we thought 30 dozen would last a few months, but you snapped them up in one week! For this version we ordered all the manufacturer had, which was 50 dozen -- just 600 mugs -- which we sincerely hope will satisfy your holiday gift-giving demands. But if not, we won't have time to order more even if they get more in stock. So when they're gone, they're gone. If you want one (or more!), order right away!
What the "card" printed on the mug says: It's hard to see it in the photo since everything is so shiny. The card is is a variant of our very popular Get Out of Hell Free card. In the upper left it says "Last Chance"; upper right "This Mug May be Kept Until Needed or Sold". The main text reads, of course, "Get Out of Hell Free". Below that in smaller type is "www.thisistrue.com" and "® ©2011 Info: www.GOOHF.com". To the right is good ol' Uncle Pennybags himself, except this time he's leaping over the pit of hell, with the flames of eternal damnation tickling his butt. (Read more about the GOOHF parody on the GOOHF web site; link opens in a new window.)
As always, the legal disclaimers dictated by our lawyers!
- Warning: Contents may be hot. Hell: you ought to know since you poured it in there! Users are 100 percent responsible for their own safety: if you spill hot coffee in your lap, it's your own damned fault and running crying to your lawyer is explicitly prohibited.
- Your rights may vary from state to state -- e.g., sober, drunk, sleepy.
- Not available for shipment to Nigeria, Pakistan, or Yemen.
- Mug is not dishwasher safe, so wash it by hand.
- Mug made in China, printed in USA (Arizona, if you must know).
®"Get Out of Hell Free" and "This is True" are registered trademarks.